Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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