Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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