I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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