Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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