After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just google imaged poop.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
