just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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