So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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