Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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