going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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