We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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