You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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