she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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