I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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