So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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