If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Your cock deserves a montage
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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