i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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