I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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