They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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