Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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