I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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