It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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