Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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