do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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