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(240): View more from Maryland

oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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(773): View more from Illinois

we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

What kind of costume was that supposed to be??

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm an orgasm trader!

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(719): View more from Colorado

If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis

(317): View more from Indiana

preferably one with a six figure job and a boat

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