she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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