I CAN MOONWALK!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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