where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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