D3 body, D1 cock
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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