I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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