Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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