But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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