The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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