I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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