actually, I'm a sock model
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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