I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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