i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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