And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.