Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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