A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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