Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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