I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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