so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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