i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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