There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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