On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
dude. I can hear the air.
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