i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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