is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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