He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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