He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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