nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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