I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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