if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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