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I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight

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(561): View more from Florida

i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls

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(630): View more from Illinois

week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card

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(314): View more from Missouri

I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.

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(510): View more from California

you told grandpa to call you daddy

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(630): View more from Illinois

I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...

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I hate you.

(604): View more from British Columbia

You LOVE me.

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