U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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