You're a womanizer and a bitch.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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