my phone needs a breathalizer
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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